Suicidal Internet ‘friend’ needs professional help

DEAR ABBY: I’m a grad student who enjoys perusing social networks for jokes and stuff. The other day I came across a post from someone who said he wanted to kill himself. Naturally, I kind of freaked out.
I contacted the person to ask him not to and thankfully he didn’t. Normally I don’t do the whole “Internet friend” thing, but we decided to keep chatting and since then we have become fast friends. I’m not sure how to help this person, though.
He is in the military and fears losing his job if he seeks help. I don’t want to pressure him into seeing a professional, since part of what’s causing his anxiety is being ordered around constantly, but I don’t want him to hurt himself.
I know I can’t save this person; I can only walk alongside while he figures it all out, but I don’t want him to suffer. Please tell me what to do!
LONG-DISTANCE FRIEND

DEAR LONG-DISTANCE FRIEND: I’ll try. Are you sure this person is who he purports to be? Suicidal people don’t usually broadcast it to strangers they meet on the Internet.
When you say he’s afraid that if he seeks professional help he’ll lose his job, is he intending to make a career in the military? If the answer is yes, and he doesn’t like “being ordered around constantly,” he has chosen the wrong career.
You should tell this individual that it’s essential he talk to someone about his suicidal impulses who has the training to actually help him with his suffering (your word). If you encourage him to lean on you, it will only prolong his procrastination about standing on his own two feet.
For both your sakes, deliver your message clearly and back away. Because you have known each other for such a short time, it shouldn’t be too traumatic.

DEAR ABBY: My husband and I will celebrate our 50th anniversary soon. One hundred and twenty-five invitations were sent and 80 people have responded that they will be attending. I have wondered about the 45 invitees who didn’t respond one way or the other.
Today I was told there’s a new rule of etiquette regarding the RSVP on an invitation — that one doesn’t have to respond unless one is attending the function. Is this true? Am I out of step with the current social culture?
I am more than aware that it has changed — and would debate that it probably hasn’t changed for the better with regard to social courtesy.
So, in planning any function that entails food, hotel rooms, etc., am I to assume no response is a negative one?
QUESTIONING
IN THE SOUTHEAST

DEAR QUESTIONING: You are not out of step. There is no “new rule,” unless the invitation specifies “regrets only.” RSVP still means what it always has: “Repondez s’il vous plait.” That’s French for “Please respond.” It doesn’t mean to respond only if you plan on being there. Polite people take note of the phone number at the bottom of the invitation, or the little card included with it, and accept or decline.
While it’s safe to assume that the individuals you didn’t hear from won’t be coming, it’s also a clue that they may not have been taught good manners.
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